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Veteran's Day and an Etiquette Question
2002-02-05 - 1:48 p.m.
Really really really bad cow jokes
Now, for some lighter fare: Here is a short list of Cow jokes that my diarlyland site is just BEGGING to have posted.
Yes, these are clean jokes, and any child over the age of about 10 will think they're mildly amusing. Any older and they'll run in fright; any younger and they'll look at you like you need a coat with really long arms and someone behind you with a butterfly net. (They make me laugh and I'm WAY over 10, but I've been told I have a strange sense of humor anyways! :) )
If you have other cow jokes, don't hesitate to send 'em to me. I'll add them to the list! :)
A: In a Mooo-seum
Q: Where do Cows go for entertainment:
A: The Mooo-vies
Q: What do Cows like to listen to while they dance?
A: Mooo-sic
Q: Did you hear about the cow that exploded???
A: Yep.. it was an udder disaster!
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